Qoith's Conspiracy Theory

[magai]

I am posting this because Qoith has stuffed up his(her) sign-in for the BB
(and with no staff available, no way of fixing it). For those of you unaware
of her problem, she is once again unable to log onto LoS (and when she can, she gets long lag spikes.......scary, especially when killing werewolves with Trigoron)

Hi everyone *ears twitch violently from withdrawl symptoms, not elves*

I am so bored that I have started to dream up conspiracy theories ... well
actually, have remembered the ones I dreamed up a month ago when the same thing happened and am refining them more each hour that I can't connect *sigh*

What would happen if I could never log onto LoS again

1. I would be really peeved as I have just learnt how to use zmud and paid for it
2. I would have to learn the geography of a new mud ... might even be forced to play on Isen *shudder*
3. I could try WOW and really get addicted (:p to my husband)

So on to my theories ...

1. The elves have invaded the incoming router in England from Australia and are dismantling it one wire at a time...
2. The paladins have arranged for an "evil" filter to be installed on said
router ...
3. Dark_Order have managed to convince the keeper of the key (to said
router) that Kron is all powerful and demands the router be kept off-line
and he are too intimidated not to comply
4. The staff have ... hmm ... should probably keep that one to myself
5. Nitro has bribed the fighter guild to ... nah, they would never believe
him
6. Erill has heard about Tierra's other suitors and has arranged for her to
remain safe while he is rushing to woo her in person
7. still in the embryonic stages ... watch this space

Happy LoSing everyone ... hope you dont miss me too much :p

[magai]

Its a sign of the times that the insane half-elf finally gets his just dessert.

Well I miss my meat-shield. Hows a mage supposed to kick Sevens assets without his half-giant to stand behind. GO Trigoron!

As for playing Isen, I have played there on and off for 6 years and its a nice mud. Maps available on request.....

But the bottom line is that your missed a lot and should get back on real soon!!

[Kampfer]

[subliminal msg] THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY... THE DARK ORDER IS NOT BEHIND THAT.. I REPEAT... THE DARK ORDER IS BEHIND THAT... I REAPEAT AGAIN.. THE DARK ORDER IS NOT BEHIND THAT. [/subliminal msg]


sorry.. joking.. but the part conspiracy already hit me few years ago when I was playing Elnor, a weak and pathetic dk trying to survive in a hostile place.. especially from Ghandi

I hope Qoith will find what is that problem but she should think about moving to canada and play los from there and having a beer with me sometimes