Shattered Hammer
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:31 pm
I was talking with the town crier in Amethyst and he mentioned that there were problems with bandits again on the Trader's Road. So, I thought I would check it out.
Sure enough, they were back at there same camp. These bandits aren't very bright and some people think barbarians are dumb.
So, I start smashing my way through trying to convince them to give up there thieving ways. They just chose to die instead of changing their ways. I finally get to their leader, some fat guy named Hef. We start going at it, then all of a sudden, SMASH, right on top of Hef's head. His head was so hard that my dwarven hammer shattered into a thousand pieces and all I got for it was a lousy gold dagger. I came out on the short end of that exchange.
Sure enough, they were back at there same camp. These bandits aren't very bright and some people think barbarians are dumb.
So, I start smashing my way through trying to convince them to give up there thieving ways. They just chose to die instead of changing their ways. I finally get to their leader, some fat guy named Hef. We start going at it, then all of a sudden, SMASH, right on top of Hef's head. His head was so hard that my dwarven hammer shattered into a thousand pieces and all I got for it was a lousy gold dagger. I came out on the short end of that exchange.