Qoith's Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:25 am
I am posting this because Qoith has stuffed up his(her) sign-in for the BB
(and with no staff available, no way of fixing it). For those of you unaware
of her problem, she is once again unable to log onto LoS (and when she can, she gets long lag spikes.......scary, especially when killing werewolves with Trigoron)
Hi everyone *ears twitch violently from withdrawl symptoms, not elves*
I am so bored that I have started to dream up conspiracy theories ... well
actually, have remembered the ones I dreamed up a month ago when the same thing happened and am refining them more each hour that I can't connect *sigh*
What would happen if I could never log onto LoS again
1. I would be really peeved as I have just learnt how to use zmud and paid for it
2. I would have to learn the geography of a new mud ... might even be forced to play on Isen *shudder*
3. I could try WOW and really get addicted (:p to my husband)
So on to my theories ...
1. The elves have invaded the incoming router in England from Australia and are dismantling it one wire at a time...
2. The paladins have arranged for an "evil" filter to be installed on said
router ...
3. Dark_Order have managed to convince the keeper of the key (to said
router) that Kron is all powerful and demands the router be kept off-line
and he are too intimidated not to comply
4. The staff have ... hmm ... should probably keep that one to myself
5. Nitro has bribed the fighter guild to ... nah, they would never believe
him
6. Erill has heard about Tierra's other suitors and has arranged for her to
remain safe while he is rushing to woo her in person
7. still in the embryonic stages ... watch this space
Happy LoSing everyone ... hope you dont miss me too much :p
(and with no staff available, no way of fixing it). For those of you unaware
of her problem, she is once again unable to log onto LoS (and when she can, she gets long lag spikes.......scary, especially when killing werewolves with Trigoron)
Hi everyone *ears twitch violently from withdrawl symptoms, not elves*
I am so bored that I have started to dream up conspiracy theories ... well
actually, have remembered the ones I dreamed up a month ago when the same thing happened and am refining them more each hour that I can't connect *sigh*
What would happen if I could never log onto LoS again
1. I would be really peeved as I have just learnt how to use zmud and paid for it
2. I would have to learn the geography of a new mud ... might even be forced to play on Isen *shudder*
3. I could try WOW and really get addicted (:p to my husband)
So on to my theories ...
1. The elves have invaded the incoming router in England from Australia and are dismantling it one wire at a time...
2. The paladins have arranged for an "evil" filter to be installed on said
router ...
3. Dark_Order have managed to convince the keeper of the key (to said
router) that Kron is all powerful and demands the router be kept off-line
and he are too intimidated not to comply
4. The staff have ... hmm ... should probably keep that one to myself
5. Nitro has bribed the fighter guild to ... nah, they would never believe
him
6. Erill has heard about Tierra's other suitors and has arranged for her to
remain safe while he is rushing to woo her in person
7. still in the embryonic stages ... watch this space
Happy LoSing everyone ... hope you dont miss me too much :p